January 2010
DEM TITTAYS!!!
do you know how irritating it is
amatumiri:
that tevonscriven signs on to tumblr like once a fucking month and is still at the top of my tumblr crushes list? yeah, i said it. stop posting shit i like!
LMFAO like a BAWSE!!!!!!!!!
Last Night;
marlasingerkindagirl:
noshitsherlock-:
thischaradeisover:
So first there weren’t going to be Fireworks because of the rain and we were like but then it was 11.59 and we were like and then the fireworks came on and my family was like and to top it off they had the Single Ladies video on Tv and my brother and I were like
and my mum was like
Good Times Good Times. :)
Semicolon…CLOSED parentheses…
;)
– Lupe Fiasco…he just winked at your ass on the track bitch…
ok...i might seem like a newb...but...
how do i see my tumblr crushes again…
Tumblr...
i fucking love you guys…
i mean…
you relate to EVERYfuckingTHING…
youre like a secret society that no one knows of and i have to hide from my parents…
December 2009
My "Dear 2009" post will be up at 11:59PM EST.
justinrufio:
That’s 8:59PM PST.
So, watch out.
i shall be waiting…*sinister gaze*
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shouldn't lebron
vizz:
have championship credentials to be called king?
Wendy's chicken nuggets, Tumblr.
javis-eat-world:
tonychopper:
javis-eat-world:
99 cents!
Tumblr is the Wendy’s with the thumb in the chili. Why the fuck do we keep eating here
I don’t even know man…pass me the BBQ sauce, shawty!
“ Nigga, they must have crack in that goddamn chili, its so addicting, YALL AINT GOT NO HOTSAUCE…WTF…thats ok…its good anyway”
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"Bitches be trippin"
girls be flip floppin and shit…
thats not pms…that was last week…now you just acting crazy…
i just wanna show my boobs and have some fun.
ziggdidwhat:
is that so bad?
…not at all…by all means proceed with said boobage…
Do it now while im tipsy and shit... →
lets see if i can find my formspring...
ask me some shits
got my twerks in.
javis-eat-world:
simonefiasco:
:)
So you just been out twerkin’, Simone? Huh?
Is that what’s hot in the streets now, Simone?
Just twerkin’?
no progress made though twerking homey…none at all…but thats what the kids do nowadays…
om effin g...
my cousin went to sleep on me….four loko is my nigga for tonight…
wayne-single for tonight on repeat right now..
...this...then i change the song....
“syrup got me slow like a turtle round this hoe, and Im flyer than the highest flying bird around this hoe, whats the word around this hoe, you get served around this hoe, yeah you get served like a f-cking H’ordeurve around this hoe, I don’t splurge around no hoe, no I don’t shine in front no b-tch, cos after she get off my d-ck I be like find the front door b-tch, i dont know why the f-ck...
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When drunk...
i take off my shirt….i feel having my shirt on limits my awsomeness…
Tiki...
kushnstarbucks:
tevonscriven:
kushnstarbucks:
tevonscriven:
that song is on repeat right now…even though the ex called me tonight….
Tevonopher, i made a post just for you and you aint even say nothing.
What the duece!?
…when…
Bruh, go to my page lOl.
dude…seriously i didnt even see that…im dipping in and out of this right now…but im COOL HOMEY
Lil wayne on yea lets do it...
…the first couple of lines…yea…
Tiki...
kushnstarbucks:
tevonscriven:
that song is on repeat right now…even though the ex called me tonight….
Tevonopher, i made a post just for you and you aint even say nothing.
What the duece!?
…when…
tikalumbo:
Shut your mouth before I fuck it.
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that last post...
is how you know im a lil drunk…
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Tiki...
that song is on repeat right now…even though the ex called me tonight….
DING.........DONG!
javis-eat-world:
THAT’S RIGHT….
WHORE BELL!
mur fucking boondocks…
Man somebody tell em hoes I’m single for the night, Yeah I’m single,...
– lil wayne
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call me mister hit that hoe...
cuz you bring yo girl around guaranteed ima hit that hoe
I wish I would join a gang...my mom would whoop my...
javis-eat-world:
Outta nowhere with that magic Piggly Wiggly belt.
KAPATOW MY ASS!
and here i thought i was the only person who remembered pootie tang
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...tipsy...
SOO WOO!!!11
what the fuck do crips say anyways…
You can only type one word.
ziggdidwhat:
giselleferreira:
alfff:
lookfindfree:
shitsucks:pissforpeace:tipthecupright:oldfilmsflicker: heylookathatree:rurubear:sparkleneelysparkle:katoleary:sexismandthecity: viababylonisburning:
Not as easy as you might think.
1. Where is your cell phone? here
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? BITCH
3. Your hair? needs
4. Work? hmm?
5. Your father? asshole
6. Your favorite thing?...
so..can carbodfed dm be used as syrup?