January 2010
I honestly get irritated by 90% of the people I...
elmer-fuzz:
(via benga-durosola)
my little cousin treats anything with cards as a...
perfectimperfections:
hrrrld:
no, nigel, you cannot put the blue tile face down in defense mode; this is fucking candyland
that is hilarious
I just became a fan of Tumblr on facebook.
lumos-maxima:
galvatron:
I like flirting with people for fun. I should probably stop.
Fight Club on BRAVO
marlasingerkindagirl:
right now!
turn your tv to BRAVO!
Count my money...or party with bitches.
javis-eat-world:
Hundred and fitties…big ass titties.
Count the green or get in between…
those titties!
DUDE…im high…and i promise we just recited this shit„,
“Meg: I just want to kill myself I’m gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl...”
Whatever helps you sleep at night bitch!!!
“Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh,...”
– Stewie…Effing…Griffin
now try to get to my blog
galvatron:
(via hymendestroyer)
MY POOR, VIRGINAL EYES
LMFAO
4am and no school tomorrow
sinisteragape:
dearsweetlancelot:
sinisteragape:
dearsweetlancelot:
sinisteragape:
dearsweetlancelot:
sinisteragape:
dearsweetlancelot:
sinisteragape:
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET NO TITS IN MY FORMSRPING GOD DAMN IT!!
-_- you’re still 12
12 year olds can party amirite
Not with me *talk to the hand*
BRO I’M LEGAL AND SICK OF YOUR SHIT
Uh huh, what year were you...
Bitch!!!
YOU AINT NO NERD!!!
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Tumblr at 4 in the am....
edited penis pics…
Chicken and waffles…
Simone teasing the shit out of some dude…
how you put people on limited private viewing on...
dickndspongebob:
im still new to this shit
and im trying to not let the family members see all my bidness! :/
and THATS why i dont befriend any grown up family members..
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YOUR answersssss
simonefiasco:
is there any particular song that you hear, that makes you want to take your clothes off?
blackstuddedlove answered: too many but ! nobody by keith sweat and bad habits by maxwell
coralovesyou answered: slow dance-keri hilson,cater to you-destiny’s child, sex therapy-robin thicke
kryshnachapel answered: pretty wings..maxwell.or old skool maxwell this woman’s work
...
Because...
bitches aint shit but hoe’s and tricks…
DO THE HEISMAN ON DAT HO
WELL YOU, SIR, CAN EAT A DICK...
ok...ive been ignoring it for a long time...
but…
who the FUCK is carrie underwood…
was she in a movie or some shit…
But dont get me wrong...
my sandwiches are godly…
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Student Loans....
Fuck them…
i mean…
College is set up for rich people to keep that shit in the family…
because if your like me (all upper middle classed and shit)
you have to take out student loans….
and then you spend half your after college adult life paying that shit back…
so america says “hey…come join the military…you serve 4 years and you just happen to...
man....
javis-eat-world:
tevonscriven:
im an emotionless bastard at times…ive never been able to give words of encouragement or condolences and shit…
guess thats my atarexia…
I ain’t dying lol. It’s just an eye. Not like I’ve been using it the past 15 years or so.
o nah…the dying thing was for when simplydop3’s friend died…but i feel like i should feel bad even though you...
man....
im an emotionless bastard at times…ive never been able to give words of encouragement or condolences and shit…
guess thats my atarexia…
Getting my eye taken out next week...
javis-eat-world:
tevonscriven:
javis-eat-world:
Yeah, I’m a little nervous about that one.
DAMN YOU, COATS’ DISEASE!!!!
wait…WHAT!!
Basically…I lost a lot of vision in my right eye when I was younger and it hasn’t been getting any better. It’s getting to the point where my retina is already starting to rip away from the tissues (too much fluid in my eye). The only way to kinda stop it...
kushnstarbucks:
B.O.B - Outkast
How can you not...
Getting my eye taken out next week...
javis-eat-world:
Yeah, I’m a little nervous about that one.
DAMN YOU, COATS’ DISEASE!!!!
wait…WHAT!!